Hey...you might need this...
We all know it’s coming. Yes, I’m talking the apocalypse. Driving home the other night, with a post-apocalyptic grocery list on my mind, I stared out the window. As is usual in Los Angeles this time of year, the landscape was charred and still smoking from a recent fire. In the distance, I could still see the fire hovering above the palm trees and urban sprawl.
It could all go bad so quickly.
And Los Angeles is probably not the best place to be. But if it does happen, I want to be ready, because I might be hitting the road on foot. It struck me it might be nice to have something in my pocket I can use to open cans, bottles, do some building tasks. Something better than a rock, but not as ridiculous as a Swiss Army knife. Then I found this thing.
I don’t know who makes it or what it’s called. But it’s small, stainless steel and perfoms 11 functions. Which may, or may not include bashing in the skull of a mutant, I’m not sure.
But in any case ,I’ll be ready…
